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HiddenCreek · Sep 2, 2021 10:44 AM

I have been blessed with so many stallions these last few seasons. Rather than geld and throw in my show string, I thought I would give them away to new (or new again) players primarily, or anyone who wants one! I have 50 available. If you want to use them for breeding or make them a show pony is up to you!

The catch - tell me a joke! Any joke! Bad joke! Dad joke! :D I am at home with a sick baby and could use a giggle!

Now these horses will be over 14PT, but they WILL NOT pass BA. I repeat, they will not pass testing! Most of their parents are boosted. Stallions only. I can put up in a buddy chat or do a public sale or we will figure it out.

Pick from these guys here: https://hj2.huntandjump.com/adv_search.php?runsearch=go&barn=21544&128=0&129=0

Please give me a few days to catch up with all the posts, as baby is sleeping alot then awake and fussy. :) Enjoy!

KaschStables · Sep 2, 2021 11:17 AM

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Could I get this guy??

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites.

HiddenCreek · Sep 2, 2021 4:19 PM

@KaschStables yes! I'll add you to my buddy chat and put him up.

Funny :) enjoy!

BlueValley · Sep 2, 2021 5:56 PM

I overheard a dad and his kiddo while at work one day.

The kid says to dad, as she points out the window, "Can we go see the goldfish?"

Dad looks in the direction the kid was pointing, and sees the pet store across the way. "The pet store?"

"Yeah!" She got all excited and fidgety, so I knew she was tickled pink at the prospect of hitting up this pet store.

"I'm not sure there will be goldfish there, 'cause you can't pet them," dad said, clearly trying to crack a joke.

The no-nonsense look this little girl gave her dad had me cracking up so hard I gave them a 10% discount. :))

I'd love to pick up this gem. :)

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silverborn · Sep 2, 2021 9:13 PM

I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.

...

I really like this little guy!

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Seaswell · Sep 2, 2021 10:28 PM

No pony needed but I have a joke for you.

What kind of monkey explodes?

A BaBOON!

SilentStarStables · Sep 3, 2021 1:40 PM

I have so many jokes, courtesy of my dads random texts once every couple months xD

Pro tip, never throw someone a house warming party if they live in an igloo.

I would love this lad <3<br />

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MariaChapinFarm3 · Sep 4, 2021 4:31 PM

I’m not new or anything, but could I pleeease pick this boy up? ❤️

Lame joke incoming:
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

The P is silent!

*budum tss*

https://hj2.huntandjump.com/horse.php?horseid=8198399

ChrystalBlues · Sep 5, 2021 9:20 AM

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

A faux pa

Why shouldn't you Pass Gas in an Apple store?

Because they don't have Windows.

What's the difference between iron man and aluminium man?

Iron man stops the bad guys, aluminum man just foils their plans

I would like this boy if he hasn't been requested yet.

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SoulFiree · Sep 5, 2021 11:24 AM

No horse needed, but my friend from school told me this joke the other day I can't stop laughing at

Do you know the best thing about Switzerland??
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus! =))

HiddenCreek · Sep 6, 2021 11:22 AM

yall have made me laugh so much! Thank you! Very funny!

Enjoy your ponies! They are up in my buddy chat for you. Please let me know any trouble getting them!

@BlueValley
@silverborn
@Seaswell that was a good one!
@SilentStarStables
@MariaChapinFarm3
@ChrystalBlues
@SoulFiree funnnny! :D

HiddenCreek · Sep 6, 2021 11:25 AM

LAST call! the rest of the boys will go to show string in the next day or two!

Lallyhop · Sep 6, 2021 12:10 PM

There once was a man whose lucky number was five. He was born on the fifth day on May (the fifth month) in 1955, at 5:55pm.

On his 55th birthday, he decided to make a celebration of it and go to see a the horse races being held that day.

To his surprise, he found that a horse named Pentagon was running in the fifth race of the day at 5 o' clock. Furthermore, the odds on Pentagon were exactly 55 to 1.

He checked his bank balance.

Due to the paycheck he'd received that morning, he had exactly $5,555.55.

Perfect, he thought. He withdrew everything and bet it on Pentagon.

...The horse, of course, came in fifth.

:P
Would love this guy if no one has claimed him yet!

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ForestRunners · Sep 6, 2021 3:27 PM

I dont need a horse, but I like telling random jokes I see on the internet, or retelling ones my friends have told me, so here you go!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!

Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve?
Because 9, 8, 7...

ChrystalBlues · Sep 6, 2021 8:44 PM

Thank you!

MariaChapinFarm3 · Sep 8, 2021 7:51 AM

Thank you so much! ❤️

GemstoneStable · Sep 9, 2021 8:53 AM

If its still open I'd love either of these. :)

https://hj2.huntandjump.com/horse.php?horseid=8272226

https://hj2.huntandjump.com/horse.php?horseid=8313187

Hm, now for a joke or two...

Where do penguins go to dance?

At the snowball.

What type of hat do polar bears where?

Ice caps.

GlenIsaac · Sep 10, 2021 11:21 AM

If the offer is still available I’d love one or both of these:

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Jokes:

What did the acorn say when he grew up?

Gee, I’m a tree!

What does a mermaid wear?

An algae-bra

What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?

A Roamin’ numeral.

HiddenCreek · Sep 11, 2021 9:35 AM

@GlenIsaac in my chat for you :)
@GemstoneStable in my chat for you :)

thank you everyone for the laughs!

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