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T'was The Night Before Breeding - A HJ Holiday Tradition!
  • Twas the night before breeding, and all through the house
    Not a creature was moving, Not even my mouse.
    The Spreadsheets were laid on the desktop with care,
    In the hopes that a winner was lurking in there.

    The mares were nestled all snug in their stalls
    The stallions were hyper because of their balls.
    The laundry, the dishes, the cleaning; not done
    I sit here and wait for the night script to run.

    When there on my page a symbol appears!
    “Breed to this stallion” (owe money for YEARS!)
    Away to my stud page I fly like a flash
    And set all the stud fees for one million CASH!

    The moon thru my window reflects off the screen
    I’d turn on the light, but that’d just be too mean.
    My spouse doesn’t get it and that’s just too bad
    To not have those yearlings would just be SO sad!

    I see someone else on the forum now, dammit
    You KNOW that that someone has got to be Ammit.
    More rapid than eagles her fingers they fly
    Making all these new features that I now must buy!

    Now; Sprinkles! Now; Ghibli! Now; Day Of The Moon!
    On Lambrusco! Meteoric! And DB2O!
    To the top of the dummy, to the top of the mare
    Make fillies or colts, I really don’t care!

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane blow
    Straws will be sold left and right, I just know.
    The system is starting to run rather slow.
    Someone call Ammit, I just HAVE to know!

    I speak not a word, but go straight to my work
    And fill all my stalls, then turn with a jerk
    And laying a finger to wipe off a tear
    I remember my embryo’s I saved for this year!

    Exhausted and dragging, I fight off the urge
    To purchase more barns, I cannot just splurge!
    But look at those babies, there on my laptop
    How can I manage to make myself stop?!

    Now finally its dawn and there are no mares left to breed
    Some food and some sleep are the things that I need.
    But the alarm is now sounding, I must go to work
    To make some more money,
    “for Ammit” I smirk

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    Wishing everyone every possible Holiday blessing!
    ~ Confluence
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  • =D>
    Dabbler in EVERYTHING.
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  • This is brilliant =D>
    Happy holidays everyone
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  • Nailed it.
    Folly's Fantasies #43484 (she/her): Horses, straws, and eggs from my Doubleskunk tribute herd are always free.
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  • Bravo! This needs to be published omg.

    Merry Christmas to everyone!

    Home of the:


    *The Dark Side of the Moon


    *Den Röda Linjen


    *The Legacy (bootstraps)



    ~~Always buying expro/exceptional draft mares with 2 copies of sooty and 3+bone~~

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  • :))
    \:D/
    De gustibus non disputandum. "There's no arguing about tastes."

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    also playing H&J1 as SandyCreek Acres: ID# 137592
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  • =D>
    IAM WolfDen #50695
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  • Yay! All the merry and happy to all!
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  • I love this so much!!
    ID# 47364

    Breeding for all version of black drafts using chimera foundations.
    Help me build my black brindle army!
    Always looking to buy B/Red foundation brindle drafts in black, blue roan, grullo, classic champagne, etc.

    I can be very scatterbrained and forgetful so if I don't get back to you in a decent amount of time just poke me.
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  • =)) lol

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    "Always Love Yourself, and never walk alone" ~BTS
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  • =)) ^:)^
    ~*~ Justa ~*~
    Main ID# 44842 Alt ID# 54460
    Chronic sufferer of shiny pony syndrome breeding all shades and sizes of Dun. If I can help you with anything, drop me a PM! :)
    she/her
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  • Never, never, EVER gets old! I always laugh good and hard while I read this.
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