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In this Discussion
- BestFriend December 2019
- BlackWyld December 2019
- CeffylDwr December 2019
- Flying Stunner December 2019
- FollysFantasies December 2019
- HomeSweetHome December 2019
- horsey2 December 2019
- Justa December 2019
- Nxtlevelelegance December 2019
- Riverstone18 December 2019
- SandycreekFarm December 2019
- TheBlueMoors December 2019
- WolfDen December 2019
T'was The Night Before Breeding - A HJ Holiday Tradition!
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Twas the night before breeding, and all through the house
Not a creature was moving, Not even my mouse.
The Spreadsheets were laid on the desktop with care,
In the hopes that a winner was lurking in there.
The mares were nestled all snug in their stalls
The stallions were hyper because of their balls.
The laundry, the dishes, the cleaning; not done
I sit here and wait for the night script to run.
When there on my page a symbol appears!
“Breed to this stallion” (owe money for YEARS!)
Away to my stud page I fly like a flash
And set all the stud fees for one million CASH!
The moon thru my window reflects off the screen
I’d turn on the light, but that’d just be too mean.
My spouse doesn’t get it and that’s just too bad
To not have those yearlings would just be SO sad!
I see someone else on the forum now, dammit
You KNOW that that someone has got to be Ammit.
More rapid than eagles her fingers they fly
Making all these new features that I now must buy!
Now; Sprinkles! Now; Ghibli! Now; Day Of The Moon!
On Lambrusco! Meteoric! And DB2O!
To the top of the dummy, to the top of the mare
Make fillies or colts, I really don’t care!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane blow
Straws will be sold left and right, I just know.
The system is starting to run rather slow.
Someone call Ammit, I just HAVE to know!
I speak not a word, but go straight to my work
And fill all my stalls, then turn with a jerk
And laying a finger to wipe off a tear
I remember my embryo’s I saved for this year!
Exhausted and dragging, I fight off the urge
To purchase more barns, I cannot just splurge!
But look at those babies, there on my laptop
How can I manage to make myself stop?!
Now finally its dawn and there are no mares left to breed
Some food and some sleep are the things that I need.
But the alarm is now sounding, I must go to work
To make some more money,
“for Ammit” I smirk
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Wishing everyone every possible Holiday blessing!
~ Confluence -
This is brilliant =D>
Happy holidays everyoneThanked by 1SummertreeFarms -
Nailed it.Folly's Fantasies #43484 (she/her): Horses, straws, and eggs from my Doubleskunk tribute herd are always free.Thanked by 1SummertreeFarms
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Bravo! This needs to be published omg.
Merry Christmas to everyone!Home of the:
*The Dark Side of the Moon
*Den Röda Linjen
*The Legacy (bootstraps)
~~Always buying expro/exceptional draft mares with 2 copies of sooty and 3+bone~~Thanked by 1SummertreeFarms -
:))
\:D/De gustibus non disputandum. "There's no arguing about tastes."
SandyCreek Farm: ID# 441
also playing H&J1 as SandyCreek Acres: ID# 137592Thanked by 1SummertreeFarms -
Yay! All the merry and happy to all!Thanked by 1SummertreeFarms
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I love this so much!!ID# 47364
Breeding for all version of black drafts using chimera foundations.
Help me build my black brindle army!
Always looking to buy B/Red foundation brindle drafts in black, blue roan, grullo, classic champagne, etc.
I can be very scatterbrained and forgetful so if I don't get back to you in a decent amount of time just poke me.Thanked by 1SummertreeFarms -
=)) lol
"Always Love Yourself, and never walk alone" ~BTS
Officially Licensed For My First Fantasy Gene's "Phantom Autumn", "Phantom Spiders", "Phantom Bats","Phantom Lace" "Phantom Diamond Sparkles", "Phantom Jellyfish" and RR Watercolor!! :DThanked by 1SummertreeFarms -
=)) ^:)^~*~ Justa ~*~
Main ID# 44842 Alt ID# 54460
Chronic sufferer of shiny pony syndrome breeding all shades and sizes of Dun. If I can help you with anything, drop me a PM! :)
she/herThanked by 1SummertreeFarms -
Never, never, EVER gets old! I always laugh good and hard while I read this.Thanked by 1SummertreeFarms