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BlackWyld January 2019
Bourbon January 2019
CeffylDwr January 2019
ColorGoodStables January 2019
DevilsParadise January 2019
Dinascar January 2019
duelinghawks January 2019
FeldingFields January 2019
HunterUnderSaddleGirl January 2019
MariaChapinFarm3 January 2019
nycequestrian January 2019
pfrsue January 2019
Riverstone18 January 2019
SandycreekFarm January 2019
SeldomSeen January 2019
Shorty January 2019
Summervine January 2019
TomCat January 2019
Windigo January 2019
WyldWood January 2019

HJ2 Discussion

Funny Name Thread

TomCat Jan 15, 2019 9:21 AM

Post the funny names you've seen or your horses with funny names. Most of my horses have funny names, just look through my barns lol
Here's one of my homebred gals with a unique name.

Small Town Fly
DevilsParadise Jan 15, 2019 2:49 PM

DP RS DeathByChocolateT14

DP 3B Baby Got Back

DP 4B Holla Back Girl

DP RS Holy Shiitake MU

DP 5A JumpinJackFrost 1

DP 1C GitErDun RH

DP 3A PurplePeopleEater W

DP 2B MissedTheStuff RH
She missed all the fun genes of her parents

DP 3A PsychoCircus mu

DP 4A OneCrazyLady nwT5

RS DP ImWhyTheRumsGone D
Used this name before, but I sold the mare because she didn't fit my program, so I reused the name :)

DP EXP MissStripeyPants D

DP 3B RealMenWearPinkWAxG
FeldingFields Jan 15, 2019 3:00 PM

I got her as a prize - naming credit to @Lallyhop. Her horse id is 2640007

B Triple Oh Seven

AdL Ralphs Drywall Dust

AdL Cheers Big Ears

Great British Baking Show

AdL Roaning Charges

AdL Winter Woolies

Steve 3462469

This Is Berk

~Purveyor of the finest riding horses in Rakia~
Specializing in dun with the perfect amount of white.

Always ISOs: Dun Splash Expros, show ponies, Onyx ponies, star riding horse straws
Thanked by 2MariaChapinFarm3 Lallyhop
MariaChapinFarm3 Jan 15, 2019 3:03 PM

I love how there are a bunch of really creative or cute names, then there's "Steve " :))
FeldingFields Jan 15, 2019 3:07 PM

That is part of Steve's charm. Super fancy horse. Super fancy tack packs. Super fancy breeding. Steve. I swear I giggle every time I scroll past in my barn. Pretty sure he was named by HunterUnderSaddleGirl, but I'm not sure.

~Purveyor of the finest riding horses in Rakia~
Specializing in dun with the perfect amount of white.

Always ISOs: Dun Splash Expros, show ponies, Onyx ponies, star riding horse straws
Thanked by 1MariaChapinFarm3
HunterUnderSaddleGirl Jan 15, 2019 3:12 PM

Yep! Named by me... don’t want keep horses to have only numbers but I ran out of ideas!

BTW Death By Chocolate is the name of a relatively well known APHA horse I believe....

Breeder of any and all crazy colored drafts and RH horses.
15552
Thanked by 1MariaChapinFarm3
HunterUnderSaddleGirl Jan 15, 2019 3:51 PM

The ZZZzzzzzzzzs

Moneys the Matter

I'm going to see if I can find more. I am a REALLY weird namer...

Ricardio Lane

I knew I'd find a really good one eventually...

Rabid Cow

Breeder of any and all crazy colored drafts and RH horses.
15552
FeldingFields Jan 15, 2019 5:20 PM

Can confirm that HUSG is a weird namer.

Hey Turkey Jerky

~Purveyor of the finest riding horses in Rakia~
Specializing in dun with the perfect amount of white.

Always ISOs: Dun Splash Expros, show ponies, Onyx ponies, star riding horse straws
HunterUnderSaddleGirl Jan 15, 2019 5:30 PM

:)

Breeder of any and all crazy colored drafts and RH horses.
15552
ColorGoodStables Jan 15, 2019 6:04 PM

I have these lovely girls...

fCGL HolyTits expro wht

fCG CantOutSmokeMe

fCG ISwearImNotHigh ro

fCG IHaveCookiesInTheOvenRS
And many many more
This one is my SOs favorite though. Hes loves to look at the names I give my horses

2CG ItHasTeeth

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Barn ID 4953

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MariaChapinFarm3 Jan 15, 2019 6:07 PM

Oh! Yeah! I totally forgot about this girl.

A while back, my friend messaged me and said that she created a horse with peculiar markings- we both found it amusing, and she said that she was just gonna auction her off.

So.. I said id take her, and i renamed her "Side Boobs." it looks like implants gone wrong

I Side Boobs k

Thanked by 5Dinascar nycequestrian SummertreeFarms kintara Bourbon
Riverstone18 Jan 15, 2019 8:08 PM

These are my favorites that i got bored and named :))

This guy was named after his sire "Captain Sparkle Butt :))

RST6g HotSparkleBuns

This guy was a gift so i named him Frosty :P

RST2gKP FrostyTheSnowman
and some other's :D

RST5g The Silent Hills

RST2g Fleetwood Mac

RST4g So Expensive

RST3g SprinkledSugarRump

and then i have all my show ponies :))

RST Mr Pickles

RST ImNotPinkiePie

RST IM IN SPAAAACE

RST TheFabulousPewdiepie

RST WhenMarsAttacks

RST Twilight Zone

"Always Love Yourself, and never walk alone" ~BTS
Officially Licensed For My First Fantasy Gene's "Phantom Autumn", "Phantom Spiders", "Phantom Bats","Phantom Lace" "Phantom Diamond Sparkles", "Phantom Jellyfish" and RR Watercolor!! :D
Thanked by 1Dinascar
SandycreekFarm Jan 15, 2019 9:05 PM

Most of my naming is pretty straightforward, but when the mushroom gene first came out, another player on HaJ1 offered a small prize to anyone who named a horse with a badger pun. So, my mushroom foundation there is the

Bad Gerbil

My mushroom foundation stallion on this server is

Kamehamehas Halepuna (in which halepuna is Hawaiian for, you guessed it, mushroom. :D )

Kamehamehas Halepuna

De gustibus non disputandum. "There's no arguing about tastes."

SandyCreek Farm: ID# 441
also playing H&J1 as SandyCreek Acres: ID# 137592
SeldomSeen Jan 15, 2019 9:07 PM

I like funny names.

Floating Chicken Hazard

And her amazingly beautiful son.

Dead Poop

Sodium Polyacrylate

A Rocket of My Own

On Fridays We Steal

That's enough for now though I've got plenty more.
Dinascar Jan 15, 2019 10:08 PM

I had a song on my mind with this lot:-

CFF Summer

CFF Loving

CFF HadMeABlast

CFF SoFast

CFF CrazyForMe

CFF CuteAsCanBe

CFF WellaWella
:)

Breeding brown/liver/black with white spotting drafts. If you ever fancy straws PM me. PM me if you need help with GE.
Thanked by 2kintara FeldingFields
pfrsue Jan 15, 2019 11:01 PM

PFR MustacheAQuestion

PFR Pink Floyd

PFR Frankenslushie

And of coures...

PFR Bench Warmer

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pfrsue: 42860
Pray For Rain Sport Horses - Gestalt Warmbloods and Drafts
DevilsParadise Jan 15, 2019 11:26 PM

HUSG, I didn't know that about the real life horse. I need to go looking around.
nycequestrian Jan 15, 2019 11:27 PM

My abolute favorite is sir Elle Esdee....let me know if you get the joke ;)

Elle Esdee

Have a nyce day!
Thanked by 3FeldingFields Dinascar DoubleMash2
Shorty Jan 15, 2019 11:28 PM

SL Catch a Blue Loon

Clearleah Lorrain Hazgon

Snitches Get Stitches

Hairy Pawter
SandycreekFarm Jan 16, 2019 12:34 AM

@nycequestrian

I got it. :D

De gustibus non disputandum. "There's no arguing about tastes."

SandyCreek Farm: ID# 441
also playing H&J1 as SandyCreek Acres: ID# 137592
Thanked by 1nycequestrian
TomCat Jan 16, 2019 4:04 AM

Here's another of mine. Her sire had RB in his name and I've worked in the food industry where RB meant roast beef.

Roast Beef
HunterUnderSaddleGirl Jan 17, 2019 4:13 AM

Start with #4

https://hj2.huntandjump.com/adv_search.php?runsearch=1&status=any&ageg=&agel=&agee=1&erag=&eral=&erae=&heightg=&heightl=&heighte=&boneg=&bonel=&bonee=&f_basic=none&f_adv=none&f_limit=25&gelding=1&spayedmare=1&bty=1&lined=lined&foundation=1&name=&name_lm=like&color=&color_lm=like&owner=15552&owner_lm=like&breeder=&breeder_lm=like&sire=&sire_lm=like&dam=&dam_lm=like&barn=&barn_lm=like&pasture=&past_lm=like&tattoo=&tat_lm=like&tat_and=and&club=&bc_lm=like&bc_and=and&e1=&e2=&a1=&a4=&a2=&a3=&f1=&f2=&p1=&p2=&s1=&s2=&s3=&c1=&c2=&c3=&d1=&d3=&d2=&g1=&g2=&ch1=&ch2=&z1=&z2=&sa2=&sa1=&mu2=&mu1=&chn2=&chn1=&kit1=&kit2=&kit3=&kit4=&kit5=&kit6=&kit10=&kit11=&kit12=&kit7=&kit8=&kit9=&sp1=&sp2=&sp3=&spM=&pax31=&pax32=&rb1=&rb2=&o1=&o2=&l1=&l2=&ice1=&icei=&ice2=&ice3=&ice4=&ice5=&ice6=&ice7=&ice8=&ice9=&ice10=&ice11=&ice12=&ice13=&ice14=&ice15=&nexn=&nexx=&nexr=&nexg=&nexb=&nexw=&rainr=&rainwt=&rainpl=&raint=&rainna=&brindle1=1&brindle2=1&wf1=1&wf2=1&wf3=1&wf4=1&wf5=1&wf6=1

Breeder of any and all crazy colored drafts and RH horses.
15552
Thanked by 2BlackWyld Dinascar
HunterUnderSaddleGirl Jan 17, 2019 4:16 AM

Oh No U Embecile

I think this is Steve’s brother

Henpecked Husband

Breeder of any and all crazy colored drafts and RH horses.
15552
CeffylDwr Jan 17, 2019 5:48 AM

I know a few people laughed at this girls name

G2 WC Daddy Issues

I've also had comments on these two

G2DP Whiny Winged Suck Up

G2 DPKP Dr Sexy MD

Dabbler in EVERYTHING.
FeldingFields Jan 17, 2019 1:15 PM

I guess we know what HUSG wants for breakfast....

~Purveyor of the finest riding horses in Rakia~
Specializing in dun with the perfect amount of white.

Always ISOs: Dun Splash Expros, show ponies, Onyx ponies, star riding horse straws
Bourbon Jan 17, 2019 6:00 PM

I've got so many horses so I just clicked random barns/pastures and picked out a few.

These still make me giggle. This is grandma, mom and daughter.

I Am Also Perfect

II My Mom Is Perfect

III My Grandmas Perfect

This interesting lady;

VI Bloodied Half My Face

And these two who I SWEAR are not related!

II Risk It For A Biscuit

II Bring Back My Biscuits

#4519
Thanked by 1FeldingFields
TomCat Jan 18, 2019 10:04 AM

I have this little guy too.

Outta Potatos
BlackWyld Jan 21, 2019 10:43 PM

I think this guy needs no introduction:

BW Loose Morels

And some of his kids:

BW Issues with Morelity

BW Strong Morel Compass

BW Sweet Spores

BW Morel Deviant AGA

BW Loose MUves

A My Snowy Knight son:

BW TheKnightsBombdiggity=

My StS son of my beloved Netflix and ChinCHill (who now resides with Lally)

BW ChinchillinLikeAVillin

I have my beloved Captain Sparkle Butt babies:

BS BW Major Twinkle Tush

BW Lady Glitter Glutes

BW Cpt Glittereus Maximus

ID# 47364

Breeding for all version of black drafts using chimera foundations.
Help me build my black brindle army!
Always looking to buy B/Red foundation brindle drafts in black, blue roan, grullo, classic champagne, etc.

I can be very scatterbrained and forgetful so if I don't get back to you in a decent amount of time just poke me.
Thanked by 2nycequestrian FeldingFields
WyldWood Jan 21, 2019 11:05 PM

WW TruffleThumper

WW Lichen What Im Seein

WW G2 Hes a FunGi

WW Shes a FunGurl

WW Interesting Trip

ID# 48332
Breeding for DP, Sty, and S+ in Liver, Browns, Buckskins, and Silver Bays/Browns/Buckskins.
Bootstraps and Even Lines
duelinghawks Jan 22, 2019 2:43 PM

We had a Name Game Contest a while back...lots of fun and really creative names! Here's the link:
https://hj2.huntandjump.com/forum/discussion/58574/announcing-the-second-annual-parade-of-pretty-ponies-contest/p1

BREEDING DARKNESS (ok black liver but it sounds cooler)
And DP with Sooty Plus in Silver Black, Blue, Sable & Buckskin
Focusing on the tallest riding horses
Thanked by 1BlackWyld
duelinghawks Jan 22, 2019 2:46 PM

Winners were "Nearly Headless Nick", "Carry on My Wayward Dun", and "TheresAnAppForThat"

BREEDING DARKNESS (ok black liver but it sounds cooler)
And DP with Sooty Plus in Silver Black, Blue, Sable & Buckskin
Focusing on the tallest riding horses
Thanked by 1BlackWyld
Summervine Jan 22, 2019 3:22 PM

Holy Shiitake is my favorite =))

This one of mine gives me a chuckle often :D

Peach On Earth 01X

#40789
Windigo Jan 22, 2019 9:09 PM

Smarshmella is the way my 3 year old says marshmallows lol

WRB ToastedSmarshmella dp

And because I have wayy too many Champagne Fizzies

WRY Another Champagne RS

WRY ImaGetDrunk RS

WRB EyeThePie pdp

WRR Ziptie

WRY Heifer

Then there's Black Betty and her child

WRY Black Betty

WRB Bam Ba Lam w8

WRR RowdyReputation RS

WRY BabyItsColdOutside

This girl missed the memo...

WRY NotSoDarkChocolate RS

My Dean daughter

WRR Wayward Sister kpdp

WRR GatorBait snf

WRR ShezaStalker w10dpf

WRR LittleHypocrite KP

WRR RowRowRowMyBoat dp

WRg Mmmmm Cake

Last but not least, my little nerd, cause her daddy is Willy Wonka...

2G WRY GrapeNerds wtc

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