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  • So I’ve been having a rough couple weeks, and it hasn’t been getting any easier. So I didn’t get to do any breeding this season besides a few special mares. Which means I have a lot of $$ lying around, I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway for awhile, but I was thinking too complicated. So I’m making this as easy as possible.

    To enter, I want you to tell me a short story, I would like the story to either be happy, encouraging, or funny. It can be true, fiction, a mix of the two, whatever you want be creative. I also would like a brief idea of what you would do with the prize if you won.

    This is open to all accounts. I will pick a winner on June 1 or 2 depending on when I am have some time.

    Have fun :)
    Thanked by 1TennesseeRain2
  • Let me tell you amazing true tales of turkey stupidity:
    I like turkeys, they are curious and gregarious but sometimes they are sooo dumb. Here are some examples.

    1. Open door to outdoor pen. Half of them manage to get stuck behind the door which then only opens about 3/4 of the way. No amount of encouragement or shooing will move them. Have to pick up turkeys and put them on the right side of the door so it can be opened fully and then closed.

    2. Come back a little later - all turkeys but one come running. That one is on the ground. Go in to check what is wrong. Turkey is lying on its back unable to figure out how to turn over. It’s a turkey not a turtle! Turn turkey over and it runs away.

    3. Turkey manages to get out of pen - how I have no idea - runs along fence peeping hysterically. I open door to pen. It runs back and forth in front of open door still peeping hysterically. Pick up turkey and put it back in pen.

    4. Am late putting turkeys away. 4 of 12 have decided to perch on top of the indoor pen (it and the outdoor pen have wire mesh tops but the short hallway in between (inside) does not so they can fly up and get on top of the indoor pen.)They can’t figure how to get down and one has gotten its feet stuck in the mesh. It takes 15 minutes to rescue turkeys and put them back in their pen.

    There is a reason I’ve been know to say that turkeys are the dumbest things on two legs - with the possible exception of certain politicians.

    If I win I’d probably use the hb to buy a bigger barn.
  • I am going to tell you a true story that I have told a few times for inspiration at work, to friends and to people who have been down on their luck.

    When I was young I lived through some of the worst physical, emotional and neglectful abuse a person could imagine. Through my storm I found a friend in a girl named Ashley.
    Ashley was my age. She went to school with me. She was enduring the same type of life I was. We understood each other. We would often talk about what it would be like to live different lives. Every time Ashley mentioned wanting something we did not have she called it a unicorn. Ashley had a beautiful voice. She wanted to be a singer. I loved animals and wanted to some day ride a horse. We both wanted to find someone who loved us that we could trust and confide in like the other kids at school had at home. While the other girls at school had dates to dances and fancy dresses Ashley and I often pieced together whatever we had laying around and did each others hair then attended the dances together so we wouldn't be alone.
    I went to school one typical week day not expecting anything unusual. As I got off the bus I noticed people milling about outside the school looking upset. The counselor, the principle and a few students I recognized seemed to be in a deep emotional discussion. They all looked right at me when I got off the bus. One student ran up to me and asked if I knew. I looked confused so she blurted out "Its Ashley! She's dead!" My heart broke instantly into a million bits. I heard someone crying loud and realized the sound had come from me.
    I heard stories about what happened to Ashley. There were rumors. All I knew for sure was that my friend had not survived her storm and what's worse, she never found her unicorns! I was devastated and angry. Unicorns were not real! People like myself and Ashley never actually got to find one. We were destine to never know what it felt like to have something so beautiful, magical. For a while I felt like maybe I might die too just the same way. Time passed and at some point someone was talking with me about Ashley. I do not remember how the conversation started I just remember saying how hurt I was that Ashley had died without finding a unicorn and how I no longer believed in them. The person I said this to just smiled at me. I did not understand why they smiled so I asked what was so funny. The person said to me. " You are so upset about Ashley not finding a unicorn but she did! She found you! You were her unicorn! How could they not be real?"
    All that time I had overlooked the fact that I had been the magic in my friends life. If I was a unicorn they must be real! Sense that day I have been blessed to encounter many more unicorns. They hide in the simple pleasures in life and in random acts of kindness. I try every day to be someone's unicorn. You never know when you might be giving magic to someone who has never seen it before. It takes just one person to make a difference and to help someone believe in hope.

    If I win the prize I plan to use it to get a new barn to keep some horses in. I like to keep more stallions than I need so I can randomly share straws for 1hb because Unicorns like to do those sort of things ;)
    Thanked by 1wendolyne
  • I found this random story, and decided to share it and its sappy ending.
    The UPS Truck
    "Growing up we had the best dog ever. He was half English Bulldog and just the funniest guy with amazing comedic timing. He didn't look like an English bully at all though. He looked like a pitbull, at the height of pitbull fear in the 90's. Like many Bulldogs, he was fascinated by wheels. He loved to attack skateboard wheels, big wheels, etc. One of his favorite things was when the UPS truck would stop on our street. It got to the point that he would hear it coming and wait at the window. He got out once and chased one, but we caught him before he caught the truck. For 10 years, the UPS truck was his love and his nemesis. Anyway... We were on a family vacation and had to cut it short because he got very sick while at the kennel. We took him to his vet and learned that he had a very aggressive form of lung cancer (he had no symptoms until he was at the kennel. Had just been to the vet a few months prior). We had to euthanize him that day. He was that bad off. It was truly one of the most unexpected depressing events of my life. I took him outside for his final walk. Right across from the vet's office was a Wendy's (fast food restaurant). As I was walking him, and crying over how frail and sick he seemed, a UPS truck pulled right up to us. The driver jumped out to grab his lunch. Well...you know how they leave the doors open on those trucks? He perked up. He looked at the truck. He looked at me. I said 'Ok, go for it' and as weak as he was, he pulled me over to the truck. Hopped up into the passenger side and checked the whole thing out, tail wagging. Got out and got inspect all 4 tires. For his last hurrah, my sweet, goofy boy finally caught his UPS truck."

    And there was one other one, but decided against sharing it as it has profanity in it.

    If i was to win this contest, I'd pick up a few new barns to store foals in, and chimera mares also, since im trying to hand breed chimeras and have only one chimera i think, and its a stud.
    If i remember right i have bred ONE chimera before, but he's on a locked acc
  • I've got a true, horse-related story to share!
    My father is the kind of man who, when he married my mother, could not tell you which end of a horse to put the rope on, but he was excited about her passion for horses, and he's always loved critters of all kinds. They were living in a rural area, but he biked into the nearest city for work as a bus driver everyday. With the stage set, now we can begin:
    There was a pasture he would bike past that had a collection of horses, all very friendly, who would come up to the fence if you stopped. On a day when he was running particularly early for his shift, he stopped to pull some grass to hand to a very pretty bay. He stood there for a bit, cooing to her and petting her, and then was off on his way. All was well, until he came back by later, driving the bus.
    To his shock and horror, the bay horse he had been feeding was flat on her side, legs out. She looked most certainly dead. In a panic, he cuts his shift short, and returns to walk to all the neighboring houses, knocking on the door so he can apologize for killing the horse by feeding her grass. No one knows who owns the horses in the pasture, and he's getting more frantic, so he calls my mom to ask what to do.
    "Wait, wait, slow down. You did WHAT?" and he is forced to explain, again, that he had given her a handful of grass, not knowing it was lethal to horses. She asks if he's sure she's dead, and he agrees, describing the way she's layed flat out, like he's never seen a horse to do before.
    As my mom begins to laugh at him, for 'killing' a horse by giving it grass, the mare rolls to her feet, shakes, and ambles sleepily off to the shade.
    He's never lived it down, and every time anyone in my family passes a horse laying down, we are sure to ask him how exactly he killed this one.

    If I win, I would use the funds to buy a pair of 120 stall barns to fill with show ponies I pick up from the auctions! I am slowly working towards a 25000 daily bonus.
    Hope things get better for you soon <3<br />
    Thanked by 1TennesseeRain2
  • Thank you everyone who entered, your stories definitely made my weekend better. it was a very hard to choose one winner but...

    Congratulations @Caramia, you are the winner. I have sent you a PM to get your prize to you.

    @TennesseeRain2, @ForestRunners, and @whywishesarehorses I sent you each something I think will match your breeding goals. :)
  • I got a good laugh reading Caramias story as well. Good choice! I sent you a few straws too. I hope you get a horse to brighten your day up. This is what I got from one of the straws you sent. He is really cute!

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    Knights Honor BR
  • Thank you so much. Glad I and the turkeys could provide a laugh.

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