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Having had a clutz of a horse...you'd be surprised. My boy, in his lifetime..managed the following...and more....


1. Straddle a fence line...sideways. I still have NO IDEA how he managed that.
2. Get a mountaineering carabiner stuck on his upper lip. That was a fun chase.
3. Remove all the paint from a car hood, by scraping with his teeth and eating it.
4. Get his jolly ball stuck on a back hoof.
5. SELF HOBBLE HIMSELF. No, he was not tied up, and the lead rope had been untied
and loose on the ground.
6. Trip and bite thru his tongue. At a walk, on flat packed earth.
7. Decide the dogs agility course looked like fun....
8. Rip his fly blanket straps...hello fly cape...
9. Decide to STEP OVER another horse sleeping on the ground...his long ass legs
didn't care when her stout self stood up.
10. Find the ONLY BLOODY NAIL sticking out of the fence....rub ass against it...looked
like a cat had shredded him. Refuse to come in for treatment until bribed.